Mom, Dad, relatives. All who will ask any computer-scientist friends for help with their computers, or who put any stock in prime-time shows.

This is not how computers work. Just… just… no.

But seriously, if you need me to “vector in on that guy,” or “find the right eigenvalue” or perhaps “apply the right algorithms,” think again.

Found at Unplggd.

From my friend Tyler, Red Dwarf has something to say on the subject: